Here comes the Nag

I just realized in my last post that I talked about how selflessly I do crazy things for wife. Knowing her, if a leave it at that, I will get a big, fat earful of "Nag." So here is a list of things I do not do, at least not as regularly as wife would like: Dish's, laundry, dusting, cleaning bathrooms, mopping the floor, taking out the trash, picking up dog crap, dressing the kids, bathing the kids, bathing the dog, feeding the kids, feeding the dog, dressing the dog, going to church, and of course waking up. I'm sure after wife reads this she will remind me of at least two or three things I forgot to mention. All well, I tried.

Why am I doing this?

So here I am making a blog website because my wife, Jenelle, wants me to. It's amazing the things I will do for wife, like buying an Expedition I don't get to drive or putting the toilet seat down. Why do I do these things? To avoid the, "Nag nag nag..." Maybe it's because I like wife, but I'll keep wife guessing. I don't know why I'm addressing this "blog" to someone other than wife because I don't expect anyone else to be reading it. If you are reading this and your not wife, I find you weird. Why do you want to read my blog? Get out of here nut job. These are my private thoughts that wife is coercing me to publish on the internet.